Employee of the Month

So, I found out this month that I was actually employee of the month in April. We didn't even know we had an employee of the month program in April; apparently, they ironed out the kinks in the last few weeks, so they announced seven month's worth all at once. That generated a lot of excitement, of course.

Mostly all that employee of the month entails is a picture on the wall, but it qualifies you for employee of the year. Employee of the year involves two plane tickets of less than a thousand dollars (almost anywhere in the US), and a thousand dollars (net) for spending on your vacation. Evidently, I have a one-in-twelve chance of something really cool.